jokes 2

This is a Filipino making a long distance phone call....
Operator: AT&T, How may I help you?
Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins, plis.
Operator: Name of the party you're calling?
Pinoy: Aybegurpardon? Can you repit agen plis?
Operator: What is the name of the person you are calling?
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu and sori. Da name of my calling is Elpidio Abanquel. Sori and tenkyu.
Operator: Please spell out the name of the person you're calling
phonetically.
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. What is foneticali?
Operator: Please spell out the letters comprising the name a
Letter at a time and citing a word for each letter.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Da name of Elpidio Abanquel is Elpidio
Abanquel. I will spell his name foneticali, Elpidio: E as in
Elpidio, L as in lpidio, p as in pidio, i as in idio, d as in dio, i as in
io, and o as in o.
Operator: Sir, can you please use English words.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Abanquel: A as in Airport agen, B as in
Because, A as in airport agen, N as in enemy, Q as in Cuba, U as
In Europe, E as in important, and L as in elephant.

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What would happen
if you have a wooden car with wooden wheels, a
wooden chair and a wooden engine? It wooden start!!!

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ANAK: 'Tay, anong
pagkakaiba ng Supper at Dinner?
ITAY: Anak, pagkumain tayo sa labas, Dinner 'yun. Pag dito tayo
kakain ng luto ng Mommy mo, Suffer yon!!