Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory
test.
The doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three?"
"274, " is his reply.
The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and
says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three
times three?"
"Tuesday, " replies the second man.
The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man,
"Okay, your turn. What's three times three?"
"Nine, " says the third man.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Simple, " he says, "just subtract 274 from Tuesday."
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